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Helt oppe p\u00e5 t\u00e6erne, givetvis grundet bl\u00e6retrykket, st\u00e5r denne deltager i sine hjemlige gummist\u00f8vler og ser ud til at lade vandet for fuld tryk. Men str\u00e5len udebliver og efter deltagerens alder at d\u00f8mme er der ikke tale om prostrataforst\u00f8rrelse. Det er meget mystisk. (Det kan v\u00e6re at han er f\u00e6rdig, og nu er ved at ryste de sidste dr\u00e5ber ud, hvilket forklarer at han st\u00e5r p\u00e5 forf\u00f8dderne)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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Landbrug og F\u00f8devarer er p\u00e5 Roskilde Festival, ikke for at h\u00f8re musik, drikke bajere eller ryge sig sk\u00e6ve, selv om man kunne tro det sidste, n\u00e5r man ser deres seneste charmeoffensiv.<\/p>\n

P\u00e5 standere i hele K\u00f8benhavn roser landbruget sig af, at man indsamler festivalg\u00e6sternes urin og senere sprede denne som g\u00f8dning p\u00e5 markerne.<\/p>\n

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Her har den unde mand mad den gr\u00f8mme hat f\u00e5et selskab af en \u00e6ldre, som nok har brandsrp\u00f8jten h\u00e6ngende ud over bukseelsatikken, og kan styre f\u00e6tteren sikkert med en enkelt h\u00e5nd. Han h\u00e5lder \u00f8je med, om der kommer noget og om der kommer noget. Her kan der v\u00e6re tale om middelsv\u00e6r forst\u00f8rret prostata. Det kan ogs\u00e5 v\u00e6re, at han bare se efter om han rammer sine sko. Ikke desto mindre er der hverken str\u00e5le eller bare et par dryp. Det er og bliver et mysterium. Foto: sickpigs.dk<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Det m\u00e6rkelige ved de to pissende modeller p\u00e5 billederne er, at de ikke producerer en dr\u00e5be.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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